May the Force Be With You

Last night I went to go see the latest Star Wars movie. The show was, by all means, excellent. Good fight scenes, neato sets, a little drama and most importantly, the force. I wish I had use of the force. After seeing the show, who doesnt wish they could open and close stuff with the wave of a hand or use a lightsaber to cut a pathway to where ever it is you please? You could communicate with wookies and be very sneaky. The possibilities are endless.

Is Chewbacca the most notorious movie character of all time? I think a good part of the anticipation of the new movie was the thought of getting to see Chewbacca in action. Although he was generally useless in the movie, his presence definately carried the load.

Speaking of which, what if they just put Chewbacca in random movies? You know, just to spice things up. For example:

That wedding crashers movie:
Wilson: I'm going as a Bruce Jappetto, a Dentist from New York.
Vaughn: I'll be Rob Schniederwisen, a chiropractor, what about you Chewie?
Chewie: EHHHHHHH!
Wilson: I cannt believe you scored the bride's mom with that...
Vaughn: He's good.

Horror Movie:
Scene: lots of water, a creepy hand, broken mirror, and one scared hot woman. Note: white shirt is definately wet.
Enter 8 foot tall wookie
Chewie: EHHHHH!
Exit 8 foot wookie
Really this just adds to the massive confusion that is today's horror movie, and what is more confusing than a ten second shot of a 8 foot tall wookie in the middle of your movie...

Sports movie:
Coach: Ok guys, the odds are stacked against we can do it!
Team: Yay team loser!
Enter 8 foot tall wookie
Opposing coach: Wait a minute that's no kid!
Chewie: EHHHHH!
Opposing coach: Ok fine, he's in. Alright girls, who wants to wrestle the wookie?

Action Movie:
Van Damme: BRAaaaa!
Chewie: EHHHH!
Van Damme: BRAaaa!
Chewie: EHHHHH!
Wookie stunt double: Chuck Norris.

A love story:
Man: Woman, you are the greatest, my heart shall always be with you...
Woman: Man, I love you too, our destinies shall forever be linked...
Enter 8 foot tall wookie.
Chewie: EHHHHHHH!
Man: He took the words right out of my mouth.
Woman: You should have seen what he took out of me...

Chewbacca, probably the greatest character of all time. Definately the most versatile.